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  • [The day starts with Miku Usui walking to school.]
  • Miku: GOOD MORNING! I am Miku Usui and I go to Senpai High for girls! Hey, look! It's the new girl! [to Chiyo] HELLO!
  • [Chiyo smashes Miku's head off with her club as blood spreads everywhere.]
  • Chiyo: MIKU USUI! I am here............................. to kill you.
  • [Opening starts.]
  • [Later, it's class time.]
  • Chiyo: My name is Chiyo Honjo.
  • Student: Say, where's Miku?
  • Student 2: I don't know.
  • Chiyo: [in mind] Damn it! I forgot that I killed that Usui girl. I must bring her back to life.
  • [Out the school, Chiyo brings her back to life.]
  • Chiyo: Hīru! H wa, hīru! Hīru! Hīru! Hīru! Hīru! Hīru! Hīru!!!
  • [Miku comes back to life.]
  • Miku: WHAT THE HELL, NEW KID?!
  • Chiyo: Just shut up and call me, Chiyo Honjo!
  • Miku: [Confused] Chi... Yo... Ho... nojo...? Is that right?
  • Chiyo: I'm not here to make friend, Miku Usui! I came from a village. My masters gave me a mission to kill you.
  • Miku: K-K-K-K-K-K-K-Kill me...?
  • Chiyo: Do you mind if I kill you for real... in private?
  • Miku: HELL NO! NO KILLING IN SCHOOL!!!
  • Tomoko: [appearing out of nowhere] So you must be Chiyo Honjo, am I right?
  • Miku: [Laughing] Oh, Tomoko. Always sneaking on me.
  • Chiyo: INTRUDER! I AM SENT TO ASSASINATE THIS MIKU USUI! AND YOU ARE AN INTRUDER!!!
  • Miku: Um, Chiyo. This is my friend, Tomoko Tanaka. Her dad is Takeya Alexander Michael Douglas IV, the richest man alive!
  • Chiyo: Say, Tomoko. Can I borrow 1,000 bucks.
  • Tomoko: Why?
  • Chiyo: So, I can get a bigger club to kill Usui.
  • Miku: [shocked] W-WHAT THE HELL?!
  • Chiyo: I'm just saying.

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